This week was ok. I organized my art binder just to find out it was my engineering binder. And I had a deep conversation with my mumsy.
Me: Hay Maum.
Mom: Wut :l
What Mouse walks on two legs? :l
Hmmm... I don't know. :\ 
Mickey mouse :D
Oh. I see. :I
What Duck walks on two legs? :E
...Goofy? o-O
No...I said Duck. not dog. :\
Oh... then... Donald? o-o
All ducks walk on two legs! Derp. :P
...Mmkay. Smartass. -_-

I got astrobrites (The highlighter-colored paper)! and my cat likes them. She stared at them When I took them out. I was also making a book, but I hated it. So I destroyed it. Nuff said.

I hate it when you bleed but it's not enough to paint a cat with, just enough to annoy you. Just enough to get your fingers wet. Just enough to make you feel lightheaded. ',--,'< Vampire.

I relate to Clyde so much. at the end he's beating him with cherries! Lol.

SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW! Must... draw binder cover. Must pick out outfit.. must... play piano... must lay in bed with hello kitty beanie babies.. must.. duckface.... Got my summer reading done! The picture looks creepy but... ANYWAY!
MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!
There used to be this lady that lived nearby that would scoop up the cats around here to get them fixed. But now she's gone, so there is no scooping. So two cats popped up. One of them is really nice, one of them is really shy. There's also a kitten I saw run under a truck before it rained for like 2 minutes... The two big cats decided they wanted to make babies. So they did it out in the parking lot at like 6am so everyone could hear. My cat saw them. She jumped out of the window suddenly, then went back in it and walked back and forth behind the blinds. Then she stared at something after she got out and I asked her what was wrong. But I know what was wrong now. SHE WAS WATCHING PORN. and now she's laying on my bed.
Urg.. I'm so excited I could... sh*t myself.. idk... wait.. no.. ew..
Ignore the above statement plz? Mmkay.
If the teacher asks me what I did this summer. I'll say "I was forcefully taken out of my shell to do unenjoyable things, like shopping. I discovered 80's songs. Here in my car. I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors. It's the only way to live. In cars."

I feel sick tonight
Something in my stomach ain't sittin' right.
But I've gotta overcome it
keep spittin' tight
I've gotta overcome it
keep spittin' tight
spit spit spit spitin' tight.
I feel sick tonight
Ring the bells. Throw in the towel.
I ain't fit to fight.
I'm in hell I don't know how I can hit this high
but I've gotta overcome it
keep spitin' tight
spit spit spit spitin' tight

Jesus died for somebody's sins, but god knows he didn't die for mine.
'Cause I'll stand accountable for my own damn sins each and every time.
And if my sins are too great to be accepted in the circles which I strive,
Then I'll go right ahead and live a long lush life in some dive.

I feel sick tonight (YOY)
I feel sick tonight
And if my sins are too great to be accepted in the circles which I strive,
Then I'll go right ahead and live a long lush life in some dive.
I feel sick tonight
Sick

And if my sins are too great to be accepted in the circles which I strive,
Then I'll go right ahead and live a long lush life in some dive.

I feel sick tonight
Something in my stomach ain't sittin' right.
But I've gotta overcome it
keep spittin' tight
I've gotta overcome it
keep spittin' tight
spit spit spit spitin' tight.
I feel sick tonight
Ring the bells. Throw in the towel.
I ain't fit to fight.
I'm in hell I don't know how I can hit this high
but I've gotta overcome it
keep spitin' tight
spit spit spit spitin' tight

Jesus died for somebody's sins, but god knows he didn't die for mine
'Cause I'll stand accountable for my own d*mn sins each and every time.
And if my sins are too great to be accepted in the circles which I strive,
Then I'll go right ahead and live a long lush life in some dive.

I feel sick tonight (YOY)
I feel sick tonight
And if my sins are too great to be accepted in the circles which I strive,
Then I'll go right ahead and live a long lush life in some dive.
I feel sick tonight
Sick

I feel sick tonight.

This was so adorable, I think my heart exploded.

I forgot to post yesterday! Omg...
I saw an ad that said "Tapping lessons"
Read it as "Fapping lessons"
Dafuq
I want to tell you, I have self diagnosed myself with these things:
ADD
MPD (The one that has none of them, and the one that has the all of them.)
Glossophobia (Public speaking)
Anthrophobia  (people)
Haphephobia  (Being touched :S(AAAAAAH))
Athazagoraphobia (Forgotten/forgetting)
Acrophobia (Heights)
Fear of driving (driving)
Sedatephobia & Myctophobia (Dark and quiet)(Only at the same time)(I sleep with the TV on :S)
                                               Melissophobia  (THE BEES!-N. Cage)
                                               Aichmophobia (teath)(jk. Sharp things (maybe teeth?))
                                               Ophthalmophobia (Staring) (Siriusly. Dude. Stop it.)
                                                Bananaphobia (Jk. I love bananas. But this is real...(wtf)) 
                                                Depression
                                                Ochophobia (Vehicles(especially loud and fast ones.)
                                                I am also paranoid. I might not even have any of these.
Here's common phobias I DO NOT have!
Mysophobia (Germs)
Trypanophobia (Injections (because idgaf))
Cynophobia (Dogs(I love animals.(If I got attacked by a dog, I would be afraid of THAT dog. lol.)))
Triskaidekaphobia (13(I have discovered that Friday the 13th is just like any other day. Except for the retards that run around screaming "IT'S FRIDAY THE 13th! THE WORLD'S GONNA END!"

Story of my life:                                                

Mpd is weird... It's like STOP STARING AT ME OMG OMG OMG .Then my brain is just like shmoeww Then I'm like. I see you starin'. I know you want this.
Athaz: "Did you study?" "What?" "You have a test today." "I do?" "You forgot, didn't you?" "No I didn't I------" -Rolls on floor-
Ochophobia: I have been in about 3 car accidents in my life. 2 of which was when My brother was driving. 1 of which was when my dad was driving. My dad has hit
A bunch of deer
An owl
2 skunks
2 cats
1 dog
1 pigeon
1 wild boar
and 1 chubracabra (jk)
and no. That car he hit them with is no longer functioning.
I have seen 2 car accidents.
Shiny glass... Flashing lights...
Running red lights is bad
especially when you bring a motorcycle to a semi-truck fight.
and lose.
Bananaphobia: Who tf is afraid of bananas?
If you have this
I feel sorry for you.
Trypanophobia: I never had a problem with needles.
Unless they pull down my pants.
Then I throw a fit.
Gymnophobia? (Nakednessss)
Acro: Do not pretend to throw your kids off of
cliffs
tall buildings
trees
or horses.
It will traumatize them.
Sedate & Mycto: If I turn off the TV, The room gets smaller, and the darkness and silence slowly chokes me until I pass out. I usually have disturbing dreams that relate to this. Sharks and meerkats eating my friends, bloody boxes with severed hands in them, slipping on butter and faceplanting in a campfire, dogs eating each other. Cats hiding bodyparts under my bed. Tornadoes. Tornadoes everywhere. F'ed up Tim Burton shiz.
Skrillex eating my goldfish
The woman drowned. I went to go tell my mom. She came back. The pool was gone.
Byatch broke into my house. I hit him with a byatchfork. But he got back up and promptly threw me out the window.
Princess bubblegum! We have to save the gummy bears from the evil queen. Quickly! THROW VITAMINS AT HER!!
Now I'm remembering all my nightmares. I can't go to sleep. It's 5 am. I hate myself.

Hats
Gloves
Purple Skullz Gloves*
Blue-Green Skullz Gloves*
Black Skullz Gloves*
Shirts 
Dark Brown poofy blouse vest
Snowhill birthday T shirt
Purple strapped short sleeve shirt*
Orange one Shoulder shirt
Pants
Shoes
Pink Buckled Combat Boots*
Light Yellow Gold-Buckled Knee-High boots
Light Green Strapped Combat boots.
Misc
Weapons
Warrior's Tentacle Axe of Riptide*
Red Mother's Day Bouquet
Jewelry
Power Shards
Flair Shards
Costumes

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Sorry.)

Sale days:
Any Friday the 13th (To make that day a little better! :D)        13%Off!  2610+ 1740 870 435 87 
Month of August (I don't get on that much after August 28th) 30%Off!  1800+ 1400 700 350 70
Any week there's a Holiday (Except Christmas, St.Patrick's) 10%Off!   2700+ 1800 990 450 90
Christmas (Has to be reserved atleast 1 week before)           90%Off!     300+  200  100 50  10
St. Patrick's (Anything Green!)                                                60%Off!   1200+  800 400  200 40
If any of these discounts collide, the lower sale price will be added with 1/2 the higher one.
Christmas on Friday the 13th? 96.5% off! 3000+ = 150+ 100=4
Christmas is on the 21st.
Lol. It's on the 25st.
Lol 25st is incorrect grammer.
Lol. I can't spell grammar.
Bye o-o

This week was boring...
I started playing free realms again.
My grandma and my brother came over.
I stared at my cat for long amounts of time.
I found out that humpty dumpy isn't an egg.
< I'm making something on free realms.
I think I broke my charger... I plugged it in, and it made a static noise...
I might be getting stuff to sell soon on free realms, so I'll let you know! :D

It's not sunday yet, this is just a quick message. I tried to make a human... and I failed...
<  Lookit!